Miss Representations

photo borrowed from http://wivb.com/2015/12/20/miss-universe-mistake-crowns-colombia-before-philippines/

THE RECENT Miss Universe debacle should now open the door to a future Miss Universe pageant with two Miss Universe crowns. With no pun intended on the concept of wormholes, the parallel Miss Universes would have one crown given to the Miss Universe representing the universe of matter and the stars, the other crown for the Miss Universe who shall be representing the universe of antimatter and the compact stars (white dwarfs, neutron stars, black holes). Good manners in a candidate could get her the crown for matter, while bad manners in one of the mean girls (which we now know exist in the galaxy of stars in the Miss Universe contest) may covet for her the antimatter crown, which would probably be the crown that doesn't matter.
     But, in the end (or, as they'd say in other stars, in the beginning), who are we really kidding? This is really just a game between nations and among girls intent on a future career on Earth. [S / -I]